Ronaldo became tired and "sweat baby", Barcelona s pass control turned into "sleeping"? The two games last night won t be able to mess up the fans

Dear fans, yesterday's football night was simply "some people are happy and some are worried" - Ronaldo was both a father and a mother in Saudi Arabia, but in the end he was "stealed" by the Japanese team; Barcelona's possession rate at home was 70%, and he was slapped by Inter Milan's iron barrel formation and became a "draw master". Let’s use chat today to dig out what happened in these two games, and by the way, I feel sorry for the hairlines of the president and Barcelona fans~

1. Riyadh victory: Ronaldo’s “Working Diary” of “On the Sadness of Forwards Being Forced to Work Part-time Defenders”

If you want to talk about the most tiring worker last night, Ronaldo is! He was obviously here to play football, but he played the tragic feeling of "996" - he was busy heading the ball in the first half (three consecutive wins) and stared at the opponent's forward in the second half (the speed of chasing back was faster than that of his own defender). In the final stoppage time, he had to breathe with his hips, his eyes were full of "This broken class can't go down for a day."

Kawasaki Forward: You have a president and I have AI. It’s not negotiated if you have your weaknesses!

The Japanese team is simply a "scientific research-based game" this time. Before the game, he used AI to touch Ronaldo's running position thoroughly: he specially sent two full-backs to stick to him like "dog skin plaster", and as soon as he catches the ball, he plays "double double-team", which makes the president touch the ball only 38 times in the game, half less than usual! What's even more amazing is that they seized the weakness of "aging" of Riyadh's victory defense line and let the 1.93-meter high center forward Marsinho specifically "bully" substitute central defender Amri - aren't you the success rate of high-altitude ball-footing top 52%? I could make a strong cross and hit three threatening headers in the first half, directly smashing the Saudi defense line into a "sieve".

Defense Line: Sorry, we are "paid missed balls"

Can you believe it? Riyadh won the game and shot 18 times, while Ronaldo contributed 8 times, but the defense line was even more outrageous than the "scrap project": in the 30th minute, Kawasaki forward passed two simple two and one, and turned the two central defenders into "wooden men", and the parent Akihiro easily pushed the ball to score; in the 65th minute, the defender stood and watched when the opponent counterattacked, allowing Yu Kobayashi to break into the penalty area like he was walking around his own garden. If Ronaldo hadn't returned to pursue and repair the defense, he would have been "sieve". After the game, the fans complained: "It is recommended to pay Ronaldo two salary, one for striker money and one for defender money!"

2. Barcelona vs Inter Milan: When the "ball possession maniac" collides into the "Iron Barrel Formation Expert", the scene was even more awkward than blind dates

Barcelona fans here were even more depressed: they passed more than 600 times in the game, with a ball possession rate of 70%, and they poured the ball like a "dog walking", but they shot 15 times before scoring 1-1, and were tied by Inter Milan 1-1, which made the fans slapped their thighs: "Why is this pass like my boss? It looks pretty, but they don't have enough!"

Inter Milan: Put on a bus? We are professional! It's even stricter than my mother's phone number

Inter Milan coach Inzaghi is simply an "old bus driver". He set up the "541 Iron Barrel" as soon as he got up: five defenders were blocking the penalty area like a "human city wall", and the three midfielders were staring at Barcelona's midfield core Pedri - can you run? I asked Barrera and Cialhanolu to take turns to defend themselves, and gave Pedri 12 "Love Hugs" throughout the game, forcing him to make 5 passes, and his brain Ren'er was almost in pain. What's even more amazing is goalkeeper Sommer, who turned on the "automatic tracking" and he saved Barcelona's two single shots. After the game, the fans joked: "Somer's eyes when saving are sharper than my phone check!"

Barcelona: The "child laborer" on the front line is too young, and Lewandowski is really deadly absent!

There is no choice, Lewandowski and Ferran are injured, and Barcelona can only let 17-year-old Yamal and 30-year-old Rafinia "head-up". Although Yamal is awesome (the youngest goal scorer in the Champions League), he is a "child laborer" after all. He has passed three consecutive players in the first half and is quite handsome. He is exhausted in the second half. He was hit by Inter Milan defender and failed 4 times in the game. Rafinia is even worse. He is obviously a winger, but he is defended as a "fullback". He made 10 crosses in the game and only has 2 times in place. He was so angry that he scratched his head on the sidelines: "If I had known it was so difficult, it would be better to let Pique come back to play as a striker!"

The most heartbreaking thing is: the data are all "reverse poisonous milk"!

Before the game, the institution saw Barcelona's home court and directly gave a 1.5 victory penalty. As a result, the closer the game, the odds of the draw fell sharply - if you knew that Barcelona would "play badly"? What's even more annoying is that Barcelona's possession rate is 70%, but the key passes are only 12 times, not as high as Inter Milan. The fans complained: "This is not a pass control, it is clearly a 'pass trap', it makes him feel trapped!"

Fans' sharp comments:

- Riyadh Victory Fan: It is recommended to give Ronaldo a "defensive assist", otherwise he will become a "sweat baby" next time!

- Barcelona fans: I was afraid of losing when watching football, but now I am afraid of getting a draw when watching football. The draw score is the same as my monthly salary. If I talk too much, I will cry...

- Neutral fans: Have you noticed it? Nowadays, strong teams are afraid of "not being moral": if you play big names, I play buses; if you rely on stars, I rely on AI, football is becoming more and more like a "palace drama"!

The last few words:

Football is always full of metaphysics - do you think Riyadh can win with Ronaldo? The Kawasaki striker insists on "subsisting and defeating"; do you think Barcelona will win at home? Inter Milan insists on "Iron Barrel Formation" to teach you how to be a human being. But then again, this is the charm of football! Just like when we go to work, our plans cannot keep up with the changes, but as long as the process is exciting, we are more Buddhist-after all, Ronaldo hasn't won, so what else can we get angry? I will continue to open blind boxes tonight, maybe the next game will be more exciting!